Top 10 cliched conversations of 40somethings
By Julian Matthews
10. Paying more for education, housing, food, clothes, cars, etc.
09. Getting lower quality education, housing, food, clothes, etc.
08. Ripping of "our music" and turning it into some techno-rap-dance-crap.
07. Rising crime rate.
06. Dumb politicians and their dumbness.
05. Health issues: cholesterol, heart attacks, high-blood pressure, diabetes, cancer, back aches, muscle pulls, old football injuries, erectile dysfunction.
04. Baldness.
03. Extramarital affairs of others.
02. Dying early, alone and undiscovered after three days, OR wishing a peaceful and instantaneous death rather than a long-drawn-out-painful-sick-as-hell-slow demise.
01. Our glorious school/college days, the school teachers/lecturers we hated/liked, the pranks we pulled on them and each other, who got caught for what.